Waiting On User Hoodie –Tech Humor
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$54.99
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Waiting On User Hoodie –Tech Humor
Minimal tech humor for people who live in tickets.
Sold by Service Ticket Dept — an independent U.S.-based online retailer.
$54.99
[PROTOCOL ERROR: INPUT_REQUIRED] STATUS: External Dependency Failure
REASON: Waiting On User
For when the ticket cannot progress due to a lack of external input.
This design is the physical manifestation of an idle CPU cycle—you are ready to execute, but the client hasn't provided the necessary parameters.
Use this to signal that the bottleneck is not on your end.
[HARDWARE SPEC: HOODIE] • Version: 2.0 (Heavy Duty Architecture)
- Material: 8.0 oz/yd² Heavyweight Blend (50% Cotton / 50% Polyester).
- Build: Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord; 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs.
- Durability: Double-needle stitching throughout for long-term deployment during extended wait times.
[LOGISTICS PROTOCOL] On-Demand Provisioning: To ensure maximum efficiency and reduce hardware waste, this product is produced specifically for your order (POD).
Lead Time: 3–5 Business Days (Production Queue).
Shipping: Flat-rate (Domestic Ground).
Support: Fulfilled via the Service Ticket Dept (Jacksonville, FL).
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |
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