Ticket Open. Patience Tested. Professionalism Maintained.
Best Sellers
Clean by Design
Inside-Joke Humor
Handled Professionally
You’re Not the Problem. The Ticket Is.
For the people dealing with vague requests, broken systems, and issues that “just started happening.”
Understated apparel with humor that doesn’t need explaining.
Approved for Office. Understood After Hours.
Designed for:
• Meetings
• On-call shifts
• Coffee refills
• Tickets that mysteriously reopen
Nothing loud. Nothing forced.
Just statements that say what you’re already thinking.
This Is For You If…
• You've resolved issues you didn't cause
• You communicate professionally — even when it's painful
• You appreciate humor that doesn't scream for attention
• You've ever waited on a user
If not, that's fine.
This department isn't for everyone — by design.
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New releases, best sellers, and the occasional reminder that the ticket wasn't your fault.
No spam. No nonsense. Just status updates.