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The “This Issue Has Been Escalated” hoodie delivers restrained tech humor for situations that exceed the current tier. Featuring a clean, text-only design, it’s made for professionals who understand approval chains, handoffs, and visibility.

Comfortable and understated, this hoodie works well in offices, remote environments, and on-call rotations. It’s warm enough for long days and subtle enough to remain professional.

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