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SERVICE TICKET DEPT

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Closed As Designed |T-Shirt

Closed As Designed |T-Shirt

$23.99 USD
$23.99 USD
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Minimal tech humor for people who live in tickets.

Color: Black
Size: S

[ DEPLOYMENT_STATUS ] Ready for deployment

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Standard unisex fit
Most customers order their normal size

[ FREE SHIPPING OVER $75 ]

Free U.S. shipping on qualifying orders

[ PRODUCTION_STATUS ] Ships in 3–5 business days

PRODUCT DETAILS

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STATUS: Non-Bug Encounter

REASON: Closed As Designed

The standard uniform for QA Analysts and Lead Developers.

Engineered to communicate that the current system state is intentional and no further patches will be deployed for this specific request.

High-contrast monospaced typography ensures the message is clear to all stakeholders.

MATERIAL AND BUILD QUALITY

[HARDWARE SPEC: T-SHIRT] 

This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit

SIZE GUIDE

Measurements are provided in inches.

Length (A)
S — 28"
M — 29.1"
L — 29.9"
XL — 31.1"
2XL — 31.9"
3XL — 33.5"

Width (B)
S — 36.2"
M — 40.2"
L — 44.1"
XL — 48"
2XL — 52"
3XL — 55.9"

Half Chest (B)
S — 18.1"
M — 20.1"
L — 22"
XL — 24"
2XL — 26"
3XL — 28"

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • General

The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.

  • Wash

Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.

  • Dry

Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.

Store

Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.

SHIPPING & SUPPORT

[LOGISTICS PROTOCOL]

Production Model

All products are printed on demand after order confirmation.

Production Time

Typically 3–5 business days.

Free U.S. shipping on orders over $75.

No ticket required.

Support Protocol

For order questions or issues:

support@serviceticketdept.com

Typical response time: within one business day (quicker than
most IT Support desks).

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