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SERVICE TICKET DEPT

[STILL_OPEN]

Still Open | Hoodie

Still Open | Hoodie

$49.99 USD
$49.99 USD
Sale Sold out

Minimal tech humor for people who live in tickets.

Color: Black
Size: S

[ DEPLOYMENT_STATUS ] Ready for deployment

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Standard unisex fit
Most customers order their normal size

[ FREE SHIPPING OVER $75 ]

Free U.S. shipping on qualifying orders

[ PRODUCTION_STATUS ] Ships in 3–5 business days

PRODUCT DETAILS

[SYSTEM_STATUS: CHRONIC_INCIDENT]

STATUS: Unresolved State

REASON: Ticket Still Open

For that one issue that has been in the queue for six months despite multiple "pings" and status updates. This design is the physical manifestation of administrative persistence and the reality of backlogged priorities. Wear this to signal that while the issue isn't forgotten, it also isn't fixed.

MATERIAL AND BUILD QUALITY

Garment Platform
Premium mid-weight fleece hoodie built on the Gildan 18500 platform.

Construction

  • A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
  • The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
  • Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.

Production Model
Each item is printed on demand to reduce waste and maintain production quality.

SIZE GUIDE

Measurements are provided in inches.

Length (A)
S — 27"
M — 28"
L — 29"
XL — 30"
2XL — 31"
3XL — 32"
4XL — 33.1"

Width (B)
S — 40"
M — 44"
L — 48"
XL — 52"
2XL — 56"
3XL — 60"
4XL — 63.8"

Half Chest (B)
S — 20"
M — 22"
L — 24"
XL — 26"
2XL — 28"
3XL — 30"
4XL — 31.9"

Sleeve Length (C)
S — 33.5"
M — 34.5"
L — 35.5"
XL — 36.5"
2XL — 37.5"
3XL — 38.5"
4XL — 39.4"

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • General

The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.

  • Wash

Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.

  • Dry

Tumble dry on medium setting.

SHIPPING & SUPPORT

[LOGISTICS PROTOCOL]

Production Model

All products are printed on demand after order confirmation.

Production Time

Typically 3–5 business days.

Free U.S. shipping on orders over $75.

No ticket required.

Support Protocol

For order questions or issues:

support@serviceticketdept.com

Typical response time: within one business day (quicker than
most IT Support desks).

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