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SERVICE TICKET DEPT

[WORKING_AS_INTENDED]

Working As Intended | Hoodie

Working As Intended | Hoodie

$49.99 USD
$49.99 USD
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Minimal tech humor for people who live in tickets.

Color: Black
Size: S

[ DEPLOYMENT_STATUS ] Ready for deployment

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Standard unisex fit
Most customers order their normal size

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Free U.S. shipping on qualifying orders

[ PRODUCTION_STATUS ] Ships in 3–5 business days

PRODUCT DETAILS

[PROTOCOL ERROR: FUNCTIONAL_LOGIC]

STATUS: Intentional Behavior

REASON: Working As Intended

For when the system performance aligns perfectly with the codebase, regardless of user expectations. This design is the physical manifestation of "Not a Bug." It is engineered for those who write the rules and have no intention of changing them for a user who didn't read the documentation.

    MATERIAL AND BUILD QUALITY

    Garment Platform
    Premium mid-weight fleece hoodie built on the Gildan 18500 platform.

    Construction

    • A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
    • Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
    • The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
    • Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.

    Production Model
    Each item is printed on demand to reduce waste and maintain production quality.

    SIZE GUIDE

    Measurements are provided in inches.

    Length (A)
    S — 27"
    M — 28"
    L — 29"
    XL — 30"
    2XL — 31"
    3XL — 32"
    4XL — 33.1"

    Width (B)
    S — 40"
    M — 44"
    L — 48"
    XL — 52"
    2XL — 56"
    3XL — 60"
    4XL — 63.8"

    Half Chest (B)
    S — 20"
    M — 22"
    L — 24"
    XL — 26"
    2XL — 28"
    3XL — 30"
    4XL — 31.9"

    Sleeve Length (C)
    S — 33.5"
    M — 34.5"
    L — 35.5"
    XL — 36.5"
    2XL — 37.5"
    3XL — 38.5"
    4XL — 39.4"

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS

    • General

    The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.

    • Wash

    Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.

    • Dry

    Tumble dry on medium setting.

    SHIPPING & SUPPORT

    [LOGISTICS PROTOCOL]

    Production Model

    All products are printed on demand after order confirmation.

    Production Time

    Typically 3–5 business days.

    Free U.S. shipping on orders over $75.

    No ticket required.

    Support Protocol

    For order questions or issues:

    support@serviceticketdept.com

    Typical response time: within one business day (quicker than
    most IT Support desks).

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